My fucking hate list

or

What I hate

There are so many things I hate…

I hate stupid people, I hate Americans, I hate Mondays, as well as every other fucking weekday, I hate posers, I hate Gorge Walker Bush (just for being Gorge Walker Bush in addition to all the other categories he fits), I hate feeling alone, I hate messes, and above all I hate my own mess.

I hate heat, I hate selfishness, I hate being manipulated, I hate people who try to manipulate other people, I hate lies and I hate blockbusters!

I hate my former French teacher for making me hate the sound of the French language so I’ll never be able to learn it; I hate internet communities. I hate Peter Jackson. I hate getting telephone calls from my girlfriend, I hate patriots, and I still hate lies and selfishness!

I hate lottery winners who party away their winnings and buy shit like cars just to show off until they are broke again!

I hate not winning the lottery myself, I hate caraway, I hate child abuse and I hate you when you found this by searching for ‘child abuse’. I’d most probably hate you anyway!

I hate smoking, I hate running out of cigarettes, I hate the Saxon dialect. I hate unfairness, I hate absurd rules. I hate tough guys, I hate pollution, I hate ignorance by choice, I hate bad blow jobs!

I hate models, I hate misery, and poverty, and normal people living their normal lives while other people suffer! I hate wastage, squandering, lavishness and extravagance, I hate luxury and vain, stupid, unthankful rich-people... they don’t deserve to be rich… they don’t even deserve to live!

I hate Prada and Gucci and assholes who wear their shit. I hate sweating, I hate being subject to sloth. I hate shitty films; I hate Hollywood movies that fuck up a brilliant story! I hate men who confuse stupidity with manliness! I hate work. I hate trolls who don’t give a shit about the people they damage and start crying like the little kids they really are when someone does the same to them. I hate false modesty. I hate orders and people giving orders just for the sake of giving orders!

I hate loud people, I hate oil on my favourite shirt (not that there is any), I hate spiders. I hate people who kill bugs and spiders instead of moving them somewhere they don’t bother anyone. I hate self righteousness, I hate politicians, I hate when my feet go to sleep.

I hate my mates for not keeping the flat clean, I hate boring tattoos, I hate Pit Bulls because they are ugly! And I hate all those dickless Pit Bull owners damaging the minds of their innocent helpless friendly (though ugly) pets. ..seriously... never hurt an animal or there will be no afterlife for you motherfucker! I hate zealots and preachers. I hate common causes, I hate blind authority as well as blind obedience, I hate fucking heroes, I hate bad stories. I hate the moment when a good story ends. I hate people that can’t think for themselves or could but don’t want to!!

I hate lame advertises. I hate corporations and mega corporations and multinational mega corporations. I hate lobbyists and hanger-on’s, I hate people that think ‘I didn’t know’ was a good excuse for not doing anything. I hate liars! I hate dust, and full ashtrays, I hate surveillance cameras! I hate Wolfgang Schäuble! I hate disguised gangsters pretending to be benevolent do-gooders, I hate managers and careerists and I want them to burn in hell (even though I believe in neither heaven nor hell I just want them to burn)

I hate simplification, and single mindedness, I hate reality shows!

I hate Hip Hop stars for making shitloads of money with annoying noises they call music only to blow it away for their silly gangster fantasy worlds instead of doing something useful with it.

I hate greed and envy. I hate Eilella from Precept! I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

I hate Anarchists confusing stupid random destruction and anti-social behaviour with political activism! I hate comments and lousy signatures. I hate censoring. I hate corrupt media, I hate corruption itself, I hate headaches, I hate copycats.

I hate religious fundamentalists and know-it-alls. I hate dirty clothes, I hate laundry washing!

I hate hairs in the bathtub, I hate it when people don’t get the point of a movie I worship! I hate to loose friends!

I hate to realize that “amicus certus in re incerta cernitur” is only too true! I hate empty printer cartridges, and dried pencils, and diet coke and bad jokes and funny guys who aren’t funny at all, and I hate police brutality!

I hate favouritism. I hate my inability to gain profit from my many talents just because I can’t finish anything I begin! I hate people who always have to be better than other people! I hate snootiness (standoffishness), I hate rich kids. I hate this, I hate that. I hate when the people try to sound like porn stars in their home videos! Uhhh… ahhh… right there… right there… ohhhhhh… I hate the new design of the ‘Magic t g™’ trading cards. I hate acronyms,

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I hate the Agentur für Arbeit. I hate people who make promises and break them with a nonchalant 'sorry life changes'. I hate crooked self-perception. I hate national socialists as well as socialists. I hate stubbornness that gets in the way of brilliant ideas. I hate foul odours.

I hate stupid jokes. I hate to feel powerless before something. I hate routine. I hate regularity and unreliability. I hate duties. I hate treason...